Willem Dafoe entered the Criterion Closet, a good time to evoke his excellent scarf on Paul Schrader’s Light Sleeper.

“…There’s nothing to do online anymore except shop and watch videos.”

“The ultimate modern wardrobe from a dissatisfied woman” is a very good phrase from Cathy Horyn’s review of the new Phoebe Philo outing.

A shrine worthy of the holiest of noodles, Ramen Haus is simple but effective. The photos are impeccable and so is the ‘simple’ design; the fact that some elements rotate beyond what seems like the confined image frame is deeply satisfying.

Hours of vase fun. Wait ’till you try it.

This one should exist in other realms besides TikTok. The “I want Fendi” high-pitch particularly hits home.

Never stop scrolling.

Why is it so satisfying playing The Password Game?

“Putting the tea in HTTP”, by Bubble Sort.

On Hardware Emocional, make sure not to skip tapping the Walkman.